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 Post subject: Re: The Worst Anti-Joke Thread
 Post Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 6:25 pm 
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 Post Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 6:39 pm 
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All I got out of this thread so far is that emo was able to say * without it getting filtered out. I'm assuming so we can say fighting *. This thread did have a use after all...

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Why did the child fall off the swing? They had no arms.

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Why did the child fall off the swing? They had no arms.

Knock knock
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