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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:21 am 
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**** hackers

Mind you, I have censors turned off, and the game auto-censors swears into words like "zork" and "zurian."
So the guy willingly wrote out "****" instead of just being a man and swearing.

Like, dude: Your parents aren't watching.
I hope. It would be weird if they were. :jimmy:


Also this was in a game (not Global Chat) and no: the guy wasn't hacking. He managed to hit a Snipe on Frog G right after he finished his dash and I guess lag or something made him think he was still immune.

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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 1:18 pm 
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GuyBrush wrote:
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**** hackers

Mind you, I have censors turned off, and the game auto-censors swears into words like "zork" and "zurian."
So the guy willingly wrote out "****" instead of just being a man and swearing.

Like, dude: Your parents aren't watching.
I hope. It would be weird if they were. :jimmy:


Also this was in a game (not Global Chat) and no: the guy wasn't hacking. He managed to hit a Snipe on Frog G right after he finished his dash and I guess lag or something made him think he was still immune.

It's weird but I see more people saying "zork" than I do actual swears on some days :derp:


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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 2:46 pm 
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GuyBrush wrote:
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**** hackers

Mind you, I have censors turned off, and the game auto-censors swears into words like "zork" and "zurian."
So the guy willingly wrote out "****" instead of just being a man and swearing.

Like, dude: Your parents aren't watching.
I hope. It would be weird if they were. :jimmy:


Also this was in a game (not Global Chat) and no: the guy wasn't hacking. He managed to hit a Snipe on Frog G right after he finished his dash and I guess lag or something made him think he was still immune.


I unironically swear using "Zork" in Awesomenauts because it's funny, lol.
I always turn of swear filters, except for Nauts because the swear filter legitimately makes the game funnier.

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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2017 5:45 pm 
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I unironically swear using "Zork" in Awesomenauts because it's funny, lol.
I always turn of swear filters, except for Nauts because the swear filter legitimately makes the game funnier.

Not just Nauts. A beeped-out line is almost always funnier than the straight version. Swearing itself isn't especially funny, but censorship is.

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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 3:42 pm 
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0/1/0 Voltar wrote:
OMG MY TEAM IS SO S*T
NEVER HELP
ALL U GUYS DO IS FEED
PLZ UNINSTALL AND DRINK BLEACH
I HOPE YOUR PARENTS F*KING DISOWN YOU
F*KING GARBAGE
KILL URSELF

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I'm not about to say we were doing well. Derpl and I (Scoop, cuz instalocking Voltar :thumb: :shrug: ) got Leon tongued into a Derpl silence snare + nuke combo a few times cause that's kinda what Leon does.
I don't understand why, when (the carry) Voltar finally died to it, he flipped the hell out for like 30 seconds in chat.

Needless to say that boii was muted and reported hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 4:19 pm 
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GuyBrush wrote:
0/1/0 Voltar wrote:
OMG MY TEAM IS SO S*T
NEVER HELP
ALL U GUYS DO IS FEED
PLZ UNINSTALL AND DRINK BLEACH
I HOPE YOUR PARENTS F*KING DISOWN YOU
F*KING GARBAGE
KILL URSELF

I'm not about to say we were doing well. Derpl and I (Scoop, cuz instalocking Voltar :thumb: :shrug: ) got Leon tongued into a Derpl silence snare + nuke combo a few times cause that's kinda what Leon does.
I don't understand why, when (the carry) Voltar finally died to it, he flipped the hell out for like 30 seconds in chat.

Needless to say that boii was muted and reported hard.

People like that make me want to work in moderation departments for games so I can give out tons of temp and perma bans! I'm glad you reported them though!


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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Thu Aug 10, 2017 9:58 pm 
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Honestly I don't blame him for being mad, but his insanely toxic reaction over one small mistake was astonishing. After awhile I told Derpl that I honestly wanted to lose just so Voltar would lose, and he did agree.
We both muted him ("omg shut up no one cares" "What's Voltar saying? I muted him." "yeah i should too") and I'm pretty sure we both reported him. I do honestly hope he gets banned.

Also extension from Anger Management:
Ix swaps enemy Swiggins into the middle area of Ribbit while I'm in lane. Swiggins drops down to run away.
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Skree? Where was wall?
(Me being Skree)
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Um okay I guess I'll just throw my wall underneath me so instead of dropping down he can run back to his turret instead. :huh:



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0/7 Swiggins wrote:
gg was a close match

When they're 3 levels ahead of us and we have 2 kills.
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If that was a "close match" then Yoolip is a "well designed character."



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*Chucho throws a Sticky Bomb 30 meters away from and it magically teleports onto me*
GuyBrush: WTF?! 9999999999999999999999 ms Chucho FFS.
GuyBrush: Sticky litterally teleports onto me
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GuyBrush: Oh. Now I understand.

He lives in South America, is why. :chucho:


*Edit 3
Ever notice how it's always the idiots who are doing practically nothing who tell the players who are carrying the entire team that their bad? :huh:

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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 1:45 am 
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Enemy Vinnie & Spike named something along the lines of "F*ing S* Team" (not his actual username) dies 3 times and starts blaming his team and lag for his K/D/A.
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Sure. Lag and your 4/2 allies are why you're dying. :lolstar:

He's some of the fun chat of him being salty. (Me being Nibbs.)
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Never has a boii been reported so hard.

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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Tue Aug 15, 2017 2:33 pm 
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Was in a match with a Scoop that kept telling me to swap places with the enemy to get them into Clunk's explosion. I know that Ix can do that, but my swap was always on cooldown because I had to constantly heal my two tanks since neither of them bought any utility items and they were constantly at low health.

I almost made snide remarks, but I refrained. Yay me!!


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 Post subject: Re: Silly Things People Say
 Post Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:34 pm 
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STFU ALL U DO IS TALK
-Frog who's been spam taunting all game when I ask him to stop diving in solo

:huh:
I wasn't even talking that much that game, is the thing.

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