I have 90%+ win rate, for EVERY SINGLE CHARACTER, across my....1800 games played?

Clearly every character needs a nerf

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wait free upgrades? what the heck is the point of that dude? Just change the game to include it at that point

As a self-proclaimed "good" Clunk player I gotta say something to defend the big guy. What Azur_7 has said in his posts is true...to a certain extent. Clunk is not the best turret destroyer... unless you make his missiles do 8760 DPM with the right setup, but I digress as most players won't let me stay in that sweet spot where the turret cannot fire back at me, darn them. He's not the greatest turret defender either, but boy is it a hoot when you snare someone in front of your turret and watch them die slowly by the turret Or watching a Voltar with an army of creeps run away in fear as they were all destroyed in a single explosion . I don't think Clunk is the best 1v1'er in the game either that award goes to just about anyone else, but boy is it satisfying when you kill someone that thought they could take you 1v1 just cause you're a Clunk and then you get taunted by them cause they somehow still think they are better than you *shrugs*. As for team play? Doesn't what matter more in that aspect is who you are playing with? And not with what characters you are playing with? I've seen plenty of dumb Clunk's who think their impressive health makes them a big deal, but at the same time i've seen plenty of other dumb characters like a Voltar who never healed (who doesn't want extra solar?) or a Froggy G who thought his dash and tornado shield actually made him invincible...that is until he died.

TL;DR
Clunk might not be the best at any one area, but he's pretty damn good at just about everything. Clunk smash!!!

clunk is the * and im sure if most you monkeys have come across mine on the ps3 hes had your jaw dropped in awe or had you rage quitting like a sissy girl you need only one thing with clunk KILL KILL KILL let your team mates worry bout turret pushing and somehwhat all your clunk needs to do FOR YOUR TEAM is keep those enemys either running or dead if you think clunk sucks than it simply means your a bad clunk. what you guys need to consider is working in a team not trying to be a jack of alll trades with whoever your using. being a team game it is the teams that work best together that win the games

i actualy like that most people thinks he sucks makes for alot of c o c k ey noobs to catch off their guard and punk out in a couple of quick seconds on the field

Assanine is correct. I've tried running these "cash earning" upgrades and then without and there isn't much of a difference to warrant the use of any of them.

Why waste a slot on Solar Tree when Boots are much better?
Why even use Cash Container is I can use three better upgrades to my bite?

I feel their values should be greatly lowered or be free.

First off. Solar tree is in every build I have. If you haven't figured out how to use this properly you should take a little time with it. Basically you have to to wait a little longer to get your build up and running but once you get going you will almost always be in the lead with solar unless some one is feeding the other team.

Clunk is my go to if I want to be practically unstoppable. That might sound like a rediculouse statement but with tree,boots and piggy bank you use the bite to build your health and your able to snowball after that. My psn is Siljin and if you want to see it happen invite me to a match and we'll have a ball