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 Post subject: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Wed May 29, 2013 11:38 pm 
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Balance Isn't The Cause, Honey
People Lack Equilibrium And Self Evaluation


Purpose: I'm starting this clan because I want a pool of players with whom I trust I will have a fun experience while playing. Skill isn't even a factor, mindset is what I'm after. I play almost exclusively Random Team XBL games, so I'm no stranger to having two neebs on my team.

No complaining about balance. Balance is an illusion. There are no high-level games of Awesomenauts being played on the console, and as such there is no way to accurately gauge what is "balanced" in terms of team fights because there isn't enough reliable source data to look at. There are builds that are strong (Shotty G) and tactics that are overplayed (Bouncy-Stick-Trinamite) but on the whole these aren't balance issues. They have answers, players just don't want to think about changing the way they play to compensate. If you want to complain about balance, join Magikarp (<3).

Manner, ladies! Games get heated, but that's where it ends. If there's post-game rage, you're not in the clan because you never belonged in the first place. Period.

Blame yourself before others. If you only evaluate others' play (Whatever * OP froggy is why we lost) you're doing yourself a disservice. Think about what you could have done differently rather than lamenting about what someone else did. You'll find that it's more productive anyway.

This isn't a competing clan, it's a Social Clan which assures a fun game if you're teamed up with members. Anyone is free to join, but I reserve the right to publicly remove anyone from the guild for infracting on any of the above rules. If you have a problem with this, I can assure you this clan isn't for you.

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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:18 am 
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dm- "I'm no stranger to having two neebs on my team."

You've had neebs on your team? From the island of nebium? I've heard they're some of the best awesomenauts players around! You're so lucky! I've never had neebs on my team; I usually get stuck with lemurs. All they do is just monkey around the whole match :?

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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 2:19 am 
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I nominate FIOP.

And me, but only when I want to play knockback/nightmare Voltar and Leon (I suck at Leon).

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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 4:53 am 
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I'll play but I'd rather not be in a "clan."


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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:09 pm 
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I disapprove

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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Thu May 30, 2013 9:15 pm 
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deathgodcartopolis wrote:
I'll play but I'd rather not be in a "clan."


If you want to play for fun, find members of Team Magikarp and we can have a friendly game. Hopefully :)

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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 4:25 am 
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TUNApocalipz wrote:
If you want to play for fun, find members of Team Magikarp and we can have a friendly game. Hopefully :)


Occasionally I do but it seems they would rather play using their own rules.


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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 8:34 am 
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We mainly follow AGL rules.
Well, an adapted veraion of the rules

In fact, dont call them rules, call them guidelines.

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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Fri May 31, 2013 2:20 pm 
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FinallyI'mOffParole wrote:
dm- "I'm no stranger to having two neebs on my team."

You've had neebs on your team? From the island of nebium? I've heard they're some of the best awesomenauts players around! You're so lucky! I've never had neebs on my team; I usually get stuck with lemurs. All they do is just monkey around the whole match :?

:monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey: :monkey:

hahahaha i like you

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 Post subject: Re: Clan B.I.T.C.H P.L.E.A.S.E
 Post Posted: Sat Jun 01, 2013 1:04 pm 
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Well that sounds like a boring clan all right.


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