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 Post subject: ASUMNUTS: STURSTOM
 Post Posted: Wed Aug 21, 2013 3:54 am 
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YES, THE ASUMNUTS ARE BACK, INFANT!

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WHAT IS STURSTOM?
STURSTOM IS AN ASUM EXPANSION TO THE ASUMNUTS. IT INCLUDES THREE NEW DOODS, AND A BRAND NEW ASUM WEB COMIC!

THE DOODS
DOOD 1 - TURD MCPAINFUL

TURD MCPAINFUL IS A STRONG BLACK MAN WHO DON'T NEED NO WOMAN
ALSO HE SUFFERS FROM CHRONIC BACK PAIN
LIKE, A LOT OF IT
A LOT



DOOL 2 - SUNTREE 3903290113202319028

SUNTREE IS A ROBOT MAN WHO IS LONELY
HE NEEDS A MAN IN HIS LIFE (YES HE IS A GAY ROBOT)
IF YOU LIKE TO HOOK UP WITH HIM CALL 3903290113202319028



DOOD 3 - SKINEE
SKINEE IS EXTRMELY MALNOURISHED
HE WAS BORN IN A THIRD WORLD COUNTRY, AND HE HAD TO RESORT TO EATING HIS DEAD PARENTS TO SURIVE
HE HASN'T HAD A DECENT MEAL IN FIVE YEARS
HE HAS CANCER
HE FREQUENTLY GOES UNCONCIOUS
HIS FAVORITE NUMBER IS 3


CHRONIC BACKER REWORDS
1 SENTENCE: I WILL GIVE YOU A THUMBS UP :thumb:
1 SENTENCE: FREE TOAST + ALL THAT OTHER STUFF
1 SENTENCE: ONE ENTIRE HUG (ARMS AND ALL) + ALL THAT OTHER STUFF
1 SENTENCE: I WILL SEND YOU ONE OF JOOST'S BODY PARTS + ALL THAT OTHER STUFF
1 SENTENCE: DO ANYTHING WITH RONIMO DOODS 4 A DAY + ALL THAT OTHER STUFF
(YES, ANYTHING)
(EVEN THAT)
(AND THAT)
(EW GROSS MAYBE NOT THAT)
(EXCEPT MAYBE TO JOOST, HE'LL PROBABLY LOVE IT)

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But seriously tho, ASUMNUTS web comic! :ayla: I'll try to draw one every two days or so (shouldn't be too hard considering the art style :P)

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oh god skinee's staff

i can't

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We must start a charity fund for Skinee please help this poor disgusting animal

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Schizofriendly wrote:
oh god skinee's staff

i can't

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I don't think you were around when ASUMNUTS was a thing. :P

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Schizofriendly wrote:
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