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 Post subject: Re: Venting Thread 2.0: Read the rules in the OP before post
 Post Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 3:21 pm 
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We have a scratching post. The thing was utterly demolished over the span of about 2 years.

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 Post subject: Re: Venting Thread 2.0: Read the rules in the OP before post
 Post Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 4:16 pm 
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If I were you, I'd get a Basset Hound.

That might not be the most relevant answer, but it is the correct answer.

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 Post Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 4:25 pm 
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We have a scratching post. The thing was utterly demolished over the span of about 2 years.


Get a new one then

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 Post subject: Re: Venting Thread 2.0: Read the rules in the OP before post
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We have a scratching post. The thing was utterly demolished over the span of about 2 years.


Get a new one then

We're poor and lazy. :chucho:

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 Post subject: Re: Venting Thread 2.0: Read the rules in the OP before post
 Post Posted: Sun May 20, 2018 3:45 pm 
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Things not to be when you own an animal:

  • Lazy

  • Poor

Like, those are the two things you absolutely mustn't be—apart from cruel, I suppose.

Animals are exactly like children, except they never learn to maintain themselves and don't need money for university (despite what YouTube might have you believe).

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 Post Posted: Mon May 21, 2018 3:53 am 
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A day In the life of a mexican. Act I

Breaking news! its gonna be hailing today and tonight.
Everyone get inside your homes until further notice :thumb:

A day In the life of a mexican. Act II

Seismic alarm goes off*
EVERYONE GO OUTSIDE :tear:

EPILOGUE:*heatstrokes included*
thankfully it wasn't anything serious where I live, really low magnitude, and all that.

On a more personal note. I'm unsatisfied with how the skate park next to my house is maintained. there's not actual personnel in charge of cleaning the place and it has been a junkyard ever since its reinauguration. So I've decided to take it upon my hands to clean the place on my own because I wan't a spot to do excercise on, and currently I can't go in without covering my mouth. The park is built under a highway so A: no rain to flow in and B: no tap water to use for a hose or any water whatsoever, so If I die tomorrow its the dust's fault.

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If I die tomorrow its the dust's fault.

Buy 3M 6900 or something :thumb: It's a bit expensive, but that thing can save your life so many times it's totally worth it. Also the filters are cheap and they work really well.

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 Post subject: Re: Venting Thread 2.0: Read the rules in the OP before post
 Post Posted: Fri May 25, 2018 11:50 pm 
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Literal me: "Alright! Today's going to be a good day! Today I'm going to do great things! Today I'm going to-"
Proverbial me: *Falls down a flight of stairs, breaks every bone in his body, catches fire, and then explodes, and then falls down another flight of stairs.*
Literal me: *Falls down a flight of stairs, breaks every bone in his body...

Today was a little oof. I screwed up a lot. I guess in the words of Shakira: "Nobody learns without getting it wrong."
Just wish I didn't feel like such a doof. I'm wollowing in ice cream at chocolate milk at my own stupidity right now. :chucho:

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 Post subject: Re: Venting Thread 2.0: Read the rules in the OP before post
 Post Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 12:33 am 
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Just remove the bones from your body.

Boom! Can't break them falling down stairs.

Remember to put them back in when you're not in a stairs-containing environment, though, or the well-skeletoned might leer and jeer at your structurally negotiable body. Try to avoid deboning yourself in front of strangers and/or the easily startled—speaking from experience.

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 Post subject: Re: Venting Thread 2.0: Read the rules in the OP before post
 Post Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 4:29 am 
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Just remove the bones from your body.

Boom! Can't break them falling down stairs.

Remember to put them back in when you're not in a stairs-containing environment, though, or the well-skeletoned might leer and jeer at your structurally negotiable body. Try to avoid deboning yourself in front of strangers and/or the easily startled—speaking from experience.

Or you can absorb the flesh into your skeleton, so your bones wont break. Obviously walking around as a spooky ligament and tendon skeleton is rather startling so I say you should wear a paper bag over your head instead.

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