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 Post subject: Sorting out Voltars Height, once and for all.
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 11:02 am 
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I've done measurements of Volt, Rocco and Raelynn and the results will shock you.

Here's a link to the collection of images: https://imgur.com/a/UkyjG

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 Post subject: Re: Sorting out Voltars Height, once and for all.
 Post Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2018 3:48 pm 
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All human chars in the game are midgets (except Yoolip - he's just a wrinkled old man). If we assume Ayla is a mutant based on a human child (she's Yoolip's granddaughter after all) - it all comes together. Yuri fits there too, being a chimp, and Rocco must be a philippine eagle (about the size of a teenager).
So it appears that Voltar is just a bit higher than average 12-13-years old human.

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 Post subject: Re: Sorting out Voltars Height, once and for all.
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ScR wrote:
All human chars in the game are midgets (except Yoolip - he's just a wrinkled old man). If we assume Ayla is a mutant based on a human child (she's Yoolip's granddaughter after all) - it all comes together. Yuri fits there too, being a chimp, and Rocco must be a philippine eagle (about the size of a teenager).
So it appears that Voltar is just a bit higher than average 12-13-years old human.

How is ted a midget exactly?
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 Post subject: Re: Sorting out Voltars Height, once and for all.
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How is ted a midget exactly?

Lack of pants makes him look bigger. Besides he's wearing power armor... half of it.

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 Post subject: Re: Sorting out Voltars Height, once and for all.
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The only thing that's shocking me is that those reference images are all at different scales, making your measurements worthless...

...unless that's the joke.

Standardisation when, Ronimo?

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 Post subject: Re: Sorting out Voltars Height, once and for all.
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The Lord Protector wrote:
The only thing that's shocking me is that those reference images are all at different scales, making your measurements worthless...

...unless that's the joke.

Standardisation when, Ronimo?

The joke is that the victory screen produces really funny screenshots. Notice how roccos arm isn't attached.
Volt and rae are squished, and that ted doesn't have a head.

There were a few more I couldn't find, like a rocco had none of his limbs attached while he was in midair, and ted was missing both arms and his head.

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The Lord Protector wrote:
-funny image response-

What I did is when I saw something funny on the victory/defeat screen, I'd press f12 to save it as a screenshot to steam. After I was done with awesomenauts I'd leave those screenshots there and when it was time for a joke post on the forum, I would edit them into something more workable. Then I'd upload the images into an album on imgur and write a snarky comment underneath each of them. I'd go onto the forum, write accompanying words for the link to the imgur album and post that.

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 Post subject: Re: Sorting out Voltars Height, once and for all.
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We are just being envious you saw the victory screen at this game :aylaroll:

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