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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
 Post Posted: Sat May 19, 2018 5:16 am 
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Filling jars you say. I don't want to be turned into pickles.

Don't pick on someone's errors using a foreign language unless you provide a correction. This is rude. You got what I ment.

Excuse me sir it's a joke

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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
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Uiomancant wrote:
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Filling jars you say. I don't want to be turned into pickles.

Don't pick on someone's errors using a foreign language unless you provide a correction. This is rude. You got what I ment.

Excuse me sir it's a joke

Oh. Then I didn't get it. I apologise for my tone there. :thumb:

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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
 Post Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 5:22 am 
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1. Not a furry.
2. I'm straight.

So my choices are done to ray, ksenia, ayla or coco.

She is a kid who might kill me so aylas out

I cant see coco without thinking of rexic or possibly have a conversation with her so she is out

My only options are ksenia and ray.
:raehands: :ksenia:

So I guess the least crazy one?
Since ray loves her rifle my only choice is ksenia

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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
 Post Posted: Sat May 26, 2018 2:08 pm 
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Hey: You don't know maybe Ayla follows Harem Anime physics and only looks 7 when she's actually like 3000 or something. :ugeek:
Also Ksenia's like, half insane. You might want to remove all sharp objects from your home, and also learn how to cut your hair on your own.

Side note: Ix? On the rocks? : Plenny :

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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
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If Ksenia was my wife, I would shave my head clean every morning.

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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
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If Ksenia was my wife, I would shave my head clean every morning.

She would be insulted and maaaybe stab you :drool:
Then insult you for being bald.

As for IX It is still up to debate for their gender but they are way to political for me. hipsters

In ayla's lore it confirms she is underage guybrush :chew:

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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
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:CocoWink: :raehands:
no coco finger gun emote so had to use raes

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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
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Believe it or not, I wouldn't want to marry Ayla. Just adopt her.



Otherwise, Coco's hot but would probably drive me up the wall, Penny has multiple personality disorder, and Nibbs is... probably also a child. And a quadruped.

Her personality's kind of bland, but I definitely like Rae more than Ksenia. Buff girls are hot. And as long as she's really loyal to Cuddles and doesn't have a collection of like 800 guns, it could work out.

Of course if we're including some DBZ-style Future Ayla, that changes things. Especially if she stays as short as Yoolip. Short girls are hot. Really, I just need to find me a dwarfish bodybuilder.

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 Post subject: Re: If you could marry one Awesomenaut, who would it be?
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Why not marry one of Skolldir's gnomes? With so many to choose from, surely you'd find your soulmate?

And if that doesn't work, marry Skolldir and pursue a career in cinema - "Xelrog and the Explosive Seven Gnomes" rolls right off your tongue.


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