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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 5:56 pm 
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I know that not everyone is a part of the GLORIOUS PC MASTER RACE so I'm going to lay down some general knowledge on the intense complexities of video games for all you filthy console pesants.

Green pickups are health pickups.
When you pick them up they heal you.

The bar above your character is your health bar.
When it's low, you should heal.

Therefor when your health is low you should pick up a health pickup to heal yourself! :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl: :blabl:
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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2018 7:18 pm 
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Back in the day, health pickups were red and white.

None of this "green is for healing" nonsense. Green is the colour of nondescript radiation and you all know it—do you heal yourselves by rubbing alpha particles into your eyes like Duke Nukem (the original one, not the vomit-tier new one)?

I didn't think so.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2018 6:38 pm 
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ScR wrote:
this zork becomes match of the day

I don't get it! Or this tends to be the MotD only for me? Again a bad game where I played like trash and was salty AF. At least we won that...

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
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ScR wrote:
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this zork becomes match of the day

I don't get it! Or this tends to be the MotD only for me? Again a bad game where I played like trash and was salty AF. At least we won that...

The best way to fix it is to just queue, don't chat.

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 Post Posted: Fri Feb 09, 2018 9:21 am 
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_olaffff wrote:
The best way to fix it is to just queue, don't chat.

It's a russian thing. You wouldn't understand. :lolstar:

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Watching my allies in soloqueue be like...

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TFW your teammates are strong but your team is :facepalm:

And even gluing with them doesn't help.

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I look forward, with great anticipation, to the day Commander Rocket is nerfed.

That is all.

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