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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:32 am 
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Accurate depiction of Lonestar matches:


CYNDERP'S GUIDE TO "THAT ONE PUB LONESTAR"

-Bouncing Dynamite + Exploding Bull.

-Dynamites droid waves then immediately uses bull and runs away.

-Sit at turret meditating, hoping to fuse with the turret itself.

-Attempts to snipe across lane with dynamite.

-Has seen the universe die and be reborn several times over the course of his stalling.

-Somehow always escapes with one HP.

-Will end up dying and feeding despite above rule if he ends up on your team.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 2:31 pm 
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Yesterday i had a pretty * poor losing streak. That by itself isn't too bad since it happens from time to time but sweet :jimmy: jesus yesterday everything that could go wrong, went wrong. I'm talking about bad matchups, unbalanced matchmaking, lag, people who decide to solo push with the worst character to do so on the team leaving the others to die while 2v3 so after a while, i decide to pick up characters i'm not too familiar with.

Pick Ayla, go 3/0 in 5 minutes and everything is finally going according to pl... nope, then i realize our Swiggins hooks himself onto the enemy turret, missing the opposing team and getting himself trapped every single time. Welp, at least i had a killing spree so, ya know, silver lining? Silver lining.


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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:02 pm 
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Ive had losing streak so bad that It aint even funny anymore. 25 matches past 3 days, out of those, 5 wins 20 loses. :scoop: My normal win% is 50ish which isnt hot but fun enough for me.

Losing is losing so I dont mind it too much, but what makes this worrying is, that the matches have been so one sided and unfair, that I see the player population around my rank being lower than ever before... Hot shots keep playing, casuals drop down day by day...? :huh:

Sure I could have better win% than recent 20% if I had opponents around my level, but no, in every single match the balance is like rank 3000+3000+8000 vs 1500+1500+300. Ive had the same rank 300 guy facing me 4 times in a row today, and absolutely no chances of winning his team, since hey, the reason he is 300 and I am dropped to 3000 (actually now 1500 ranks lower than I was 2 weekish ago) is because he is just better than me. Aint fun losing 10 times in a row really. "Just getting gud" is not really the option, since the problem is not me or our teams sucking, but matchmaking putting enemies way too strong in the match over and over again.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 8:36 pm 
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Losing is losing so I dont mind it too much, but what makes this worrying is, that the matches have been so one sided and unfair, that I see the player population around my rank being lower than ever before... Hot shots keep playing, casuals drop down day by day...? :huh:

It's okay: we'll go F2P eventually and that'll produce a surge of new players to keep the playerbase stable.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sun Mar 04, 2018 9:40 pm 
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I figured out how to "git gud". But this is all Rocco. Winning as Rocco is lame. Why I can't do at least "ok" with other 'nauts I like (and played!) more? :tear:
At least I got back to 4500 from 6k-ish. Don't want to even think about time when the game will change its mind giving me ez or fair games and will punish me with a streak like IsoKoala had.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Mon Mar 05, 2018 6:55 pm 
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2/5 Scoop
0/5 DCed Derpl
2/1 Max Focus (Me)

Versus 3/1 Raelynn, 6/2 Gnaw, and 1/1 Derpl.

On Starstorm, the map with no health creeps or medkits.
And I'm the only person who buys Med-i'-can.

Feels bad when your allies collectively have less brain cells than the Gargoyles from The Hunchback of Notredam. And mind you, those things are made of STONE AND THEREFOR HAVE NO BRAIN CELLS.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Wed Mar 07, 2018 7:53 am 
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I dunno, I guess I lost a match in which I went legendary because of my 0/5 voltar and scoop and also lost a match because of stallnauts recently?

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2018 2:22 am 
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The game wants me to ragequit. Only l1 or high l2 matchups. I've never fed so hard. Funnily enough, I've been carried through most of them. But damn! Give me my lame l3 games! At least one! :table:

And be nice to noobs pls. L1's always yell at me for not sticking with them. But you're just too fast! I can't do the things you can! Not even close!

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Tue Mar 13, 2018 12:40 am 
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"Old man GuyBrush why are you so angry all the time?"
"It's all you flank-slapping zero-eleven owning frazzling young free to plays stepping all over my matches dropping my rank. It's cause of you stinkin' kids that I'm still at this rank at not at Rank 1 swimming in a pile of Solar!"
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"Jesus Christ my team is feeding."
*Check scoreboard.*
*2/7 Skolldir.*
"JESUS CHRIST MY TEAM IS FEEDING."

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
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1. First game. Aigui. Nibbs. 3 minutes in: *the game will end automatically in 60 seconds*. Ok, good start!
2. Hmm, smells like L1 match... Sentry?
Yep. L1. Against a Penny god with his Rae. I tried hard, Frog! My 3/9 does not show that, but at least I did that nice teleburst kill there.
3. Screw this! Let's play fox!
*5 quick humiliating defeats because I fed too much too early and my teammates ragequit*
Welp... Not today. :facepalm:
4. Oh hey! I know this guy! He's a beast! Wait for his pick... Ksenia? Ok, Rae. We did this before, I want to believe I helped. *making 1st kill* *Ksenia has disconnected and replaced with a dumbest YuriBot ever*. :table: The most annoying thing is that we still could do that, but I was already salty enough and that bot...

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