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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 3:27 am 
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Meant to write seconds. Woups. :jimmy:
That being said his build was (in order) Med-i'-can into Armpit Shaving Cream into Wornout Kettle Bell into Protein Shake. Which I mean... I have no idea what that build was. :chucho:

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 9:46 pm 
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Why is matchmaker so stubborn? It keeps giving me matches where I have to 1v3 the enemy team all the time and destroy all the turrets during breaks...
I can't 1v1 anyone FFS!!! :table: This is too much!

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Sigh. Fine! I take my words back. This time. :fist:

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:29 am 
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* NICE.
LOST BECAUSE MY OPPONENT WAS LAG SWITCHING.

750 ms Coco hits me with her Clunk Explode-sized Ball, 600 ms Gnaw then hits me with his Coco Ball-sized Spit, and then 9999999999999 ms Raelynn from the moon Snipes me with her entire map-sized Snipe.
Only way they could kill an 8/2 Chucho was to turn on hacks. So much fun.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 5:16 am 
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that sounds amusing tbh
can you upload me a couple "highlights"


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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 7:13 pm 
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kathy wrote:
that sounds amusing tbh
can you upload me a couple "highlights"

It's against name-and-shame rules to share replay codes with the usernames of potential hackers. That, and I don't remember or what to remember that match.

On topic: Jesus Christ my last match was literally the Awesomenauts version of Who's Your Daddy.
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You know? That Steam Game where a father has to stop a baby from literally killing itself? Only difference is that this game it was two babies. And one of them had a bomb.

Thermonuclear Cleaner, Reactor Cooler, Universal Charger Clunk. Would use Explode whenever it was off cooldown. Literally whenever it was off cooldown. He'd blow himself up in base just so I'd have to heal him instead of healing our Lonestar or damaging Droids or something.
Adding to my single father troubles was the fact that Clunk would avoid me like the plague, often running towards the enemy when he was at 20% health instead of standing still for two zorking seconds to let me heal him with my Droid. :voltarroll:

Best part is that the guy had a Golden Kowala badge. Feels bad when you spend $50 on the kickstarter of a game you haven't played for more than 50 seconds.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:27 am 
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I was playing lone, a person on the enemy team left.
I had 20k turret damage, the combined total of my teammates is 480.
We lost cause ted and coco fed, against bots. I tried to save them but they didn't leave. Whenever I'd die due to greed they'd push closer, and closer.

My head hurts, how do you not touch a turret all game.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 7:15 pm 
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Quote:
GuyBrush ( :voltarroll: ): Gnaw stop 1v3ing the enemy team.
GuyBrush: You're feeding so hard Jesus Christ
Gnaw: * u dont tel me how 2 play
Gnaw: heal me *

The first upgrade I bought was Heal over Time. I fully maxed out Heal Wave before upgrading any other ability.

This video is directed at you if you genuinely believe that the reason you're dying is because Voltar isn't buttplugging you, and not because:
  • You're 1v3ing the enemy team.
  • You're biting a Sentry while he has his shield up.
  • You're fighting Gnaw weedlings that have spit underneath them.
  • You're a zorking moron. :fist:

Side note: Every other post in this thread is mine. :V

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Mon May 07, 2018 10:53 pm 
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I hate hidden coding in games!
This zurians 4100 mark in unreachable. It will just never happen. No matter what I do. Every time I get close the game gives me matches impossible to win. Like 100% impossible. :table:


I mean really, not even a tiny chance. :GnawCry:

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 5:21 pm 
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Why does every * CC in the game cancel every single one of Jimmy's abilities? This character is already garbage. He has no health and takes a year to upgrade to do anything useful.
And why the * is Skolldir still allowed to have a hard CC on literally all his abilities?

*Edit even though more replies came
Feels good when your team is so * that they manage to lose even when the enemy team has an intentional feeder.

Also:
Voltar who is constantly DCing wrote:
Глупое соединение мусора не может играть вообще.
GuyBrush (Scoop) wrote:
Okay that's cool but can you please fix your internet so you don't lose us the game?
Voltar wrote:
*DCs again.*
:voltarroll:

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Not a :glasses: :table:

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Thu May 10, 2018 9:35 pm 
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I don't know if it was just a bad time to play the game, but all I got this morning were players with the worst K/D's spouting things like "GG, garbage team," etc. :shrug:

And one guy who left immediately because the other team had a Qi'Tara.

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