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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2018 10:25 am 
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Like, they didn't do that badly killwise, but you can't stay dead the entire game against push like that. It's not something that you do.
The game was 14 minutes and 31 seconds long.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 10:37 pm 
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>Start game
>Randomly crash
>Rejoin 2 minutes later
>Deadlift has died 3 times

Hoooooooooooooooooooooow?
Feels good I get to experience the joys of late joining losing games once again. :thumb:

Also really like how Deadlift would spend a full minute (no joke: legitimately 60 seconds) to type "ivs" in the chat.
By the time he called out that the enemy had the invis orb they would've already been out of invis, killing me and our Gnaw, and would be doing a dance on our graves.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Tue May 01, 2018 11:55 pm 
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...(no joke: legitimately 60 minutes) to type "ivs" in the chat...

Is it better to have a bad Deadlift actively being bad, or a bad Deadlift passively being inactive because he spends a full hour typing every match? Do the benefits outweight the negatives?

That's a real philosophical conundrum.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 3:27 am 
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Meant to write seconds. Woups. :jimmy:
That being said his build was (in order) Med-i'-can into Armpit Shaving Cream into Wornout Kettle Bell into Protein Shake. Which I mean... I have no idea what that build was. :chucho:

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Wed May 02, 2018 9:46 pm 
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Why is matchmaker so stubborn? It keeps giving me matches where I have to 1v3 the enemy team all the time and destroy all the turrets during breaks...
I can't 1v1 anyone FFS!!! :table: This is too much!

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Sigh. Fine! I take my words back. This time. :fist:

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 1:29 am 
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* NICE.
LOST BECAUSE MY OPPONENT WAS LAG SWITCHING.

750 ms Coco hits me with her Clunk Explode-sized Ball, 600 ms Gnaw then hits me with his Coco Ball-sized Spit, and then 9999999999999 ms Raelynn from the moon Snipes me with her entire map-sized Snipe.
Only way they could kill an 8/2 Chucho was to turn on hacks. So much fun.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Thu May 03, 2018 5:16 am 
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that sounds amusing tbh
can you upload me a couple "highlights"


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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Fri May 04, 2018 7:13 pm 
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kathy wrote:
that sounds amusing tbh
can you upload me a couple "highlights"

It's against name-and-shame rules to share replay codes with the usernames of potential hackers. That, and I don't remember or what to remember that match.

On topic: Jesus Christ my last match was literally the Awesomenauts version of Who's Your Daddy.
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You know? That Steam Game where a father has to stop a baby from literally killing itself? Only difference is that this game it was two babies. And one of them had a bomb.

Thermonuclear Cleaner, Reactor Cooler, Universal Charger Clunk. Would use Explode whenever it was off cooldown. Literally whenever it was off cooldown. He'd blow himself up in base just so I'd have to heal him instead of healing our Lonestar or damaging Droids or something.
Adding to my single father troubles was the fact that Clunk would avoid me like the plague, often running towards the enemy when he was at 20% health instead of standing still for two zorking seconds to let me heal him with my Droid. :voltarroll:

Best part is that the guy had a Golden Kowala badge. Feels bad when you spend $50 on the kickstarter of a game you haven't played for more than 50 seconds.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 11:27 am 
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I was playing lone, a person on the enemy team left.
I had 20k turret damage, the combined total of my teammates is 480.
We lost cause ted and coco fed, against bots. I tried to save them but they didn't leave. Whenever I'd die due to greed they'd push closer, and closer.

My head hurts, how do you not touch a turret all game.

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 Post subject: Re: Anger Management Thread - Post your frustrating moments
 Post Posted: Sat May 05, 2018 7:15 pm 
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GuyBrush ( :voltarroll: ): Gnaw stop 1v3ing the enemy team.
GuyBrush: You're feeding so hard Jesus Christ
Gnaw: * u dont tel me how 2 play
Gnaw: heal me *

The first upgrade I bought was Heal over Time. I fully maxed out Heal Wave before upgrading any other ability.

This video is directed at you if you genuinely believe that the reason you're dying is because Voltar isn't buttplugging you, and not because:
  • You're 1v3ing the enemy team.
  • You're biting a Sentry while he has his shield up.
  • You're fighting Gnaw weedlings that have spit underneath them.
  • You're a zorking moron. :fist:

Side note: Every other post in this thread is mine. :V

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